The Crew

A woman of infinite resolve, if not infinite patience, Donnie served with distinction alongside her fellow marines, right up until she left the service. Now she's all about the next job and seeing just how loud she can make Bunny purr.

The many faces of Billy Wu: one part drill sergeant, two parts den mother, five parts 'doctor whose dark side has yet to be seen'.

(spoiler alert, it involves leather and the word 'Mistress'.)

When someone introduces themselves as 'Sledge' without being ironic, you know she's a keeper. Her largest muscle is her heart, but in the good way, not the way where it's a serious health condition.

Explosive detonations and explosive orgasms, if it's an explosion you're after, she's got you covered. Was that Spanish? Because it didn't sound Spanish.

Story of her life.

When you're responsible for steering the boat everyone you love in the world is riding on, you get good behind the stick. If Eniella has a fetish, Davie is on the case, and if Eva has a problem with that: 'she can kick my ass.'

Red hair, red blooded, red with rage. Hooker has your back, no matter how scary you think she is. Because when the ghosts of the past scream at you so loud sometimes all you can do is scream back.

If you looked up laconic in the dictionary and gave it legs and a set of tools, he can fix your dishwasher for you, or your Dragoon class dropship, whichever. It takes a special kind of dude to smile and watch while someone else fucks his wife.

On the planet Macka the universe is believed to be a place of wonder and love, so no matter how messy things got out there it's nothing a good cuddle with a friendly cat can't fix. And everyone knows that cuddling can get upgraded to canoodling in short order when Bunny is around.

Dude, WTF are you even doing here?